February 2012
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Jean-Ralphio is the Amazing Spiderman
glossylalia:
soloerescris:
rejectedjokes:
The wonderful people at CollegeHumor edited this together at breakneck speed after so many people tweeted/posted about Jean-Ralphio kinda looking like the Amazing Spiderman. To those editors (especially Sam Jacobson, I know it was you, you sly dog) I say kudos and thank you. To everyone else I say enjoy the trailer now as it will inevitably be taken...
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sister texts (prompted by a very sappy display of...
her: can you stop getting with every semi attractive person here?
me: sorry can't help myself apparently
her: why did you get with him on a monday night?
me: we needed to meet to talk debate stuff and then I went back to his place to meet his new tortoise ("pocket") and then we watched sons of anarchy and then he said I could stay the night in his twin sized bed if I wanted to and then the next morning we had sex because of obvious reasons, aka, we had been spooning all night and morning wood etc
her: my sister. my hero. my life coach.
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“Never be afraid of your own voice. In a lot of ways (both subtle and overt),...”
– Life Lessons From Donna Noble by Lauren sMash, from Persephone Magazine (via feministwhoniverse)
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“#OVERINVESTED IN A SHOW I GENUINELY HATE”
– Quaintise:
my glee feelings summed up in one tag
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“once someone told me
they were tired of
managing me and my
emotions
one man...”
– Kendra Grant Malone, excerpt from quiet as death (via theworstbitch)
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“So Quakers talk about going back to that original state of nakedness, and going...”
– Maggie’s Naked Blog | Clothe Yourself in Righteousness
I am like beyond enamored of Maggie Harrison’s leading about nakedness. This is something I’ve really been needing to live.
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cumber-snatched replied to your post: today I cried
yes exactly
I went full “my parents are dead” on him this afternoon because are you kidding me
I used the words erasing, unacceptable, and degrading among many others, and it seemed he got what I was tryna say, which is good
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neonstargazers replied to your post: today I cried
Wow, you have some bitchy friends. There’s difference between justifying violence and physically defending yourself.
well but of course it’s not really self defense if the violence committed against you doesn’t appear physical or serious to white male eyes!
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obsessionfull replied to your post: today I cried
ugh ugh UGH
yeah
not to mention how hard it is to convince really privileged people that “bigotry” is not just some theoretically immoral belief system or something that might offend you or hurt your feelings, but like… actual violence.
how is it so hard to understand that if you think it would be okay for me to throw a punch...
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today I cried
because last night I was having drinks with some friends and for a little while talking about the fact that I would not feel remiss in physically defending myself from bigotry in some situations
(eg at a bar where a group of Manly Cis Guys were loudly &crudely insulting &raising a fuss about gay men on the dance floor, &trying to get a mob mentality harassment fest going by...
I married a Nice Man, not a "Nice Guy."
shewalkslikethunder:
missworded:
Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying.
“Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him.
Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve had too much to drink because people who care about one another behave in compassionate ways. Plus maybe the next day he can make...
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LOST: SELF-RESPECT
rookiemag:
ihavenipplesgregcanyoumilkme:
I don’t know, you guys. I’m really at a loss here. I can’t find my self-respect. It seems I have misplaced it. Here’s a photo of me with my self-respect fully intact:
See? Look at how happy I look? I’m fully clothed and you can just see the self-respect radiating off of me.
But somewhere in between that picture being taken and this picture being...
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Symptoms of Inner Peace:
A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on fears based on past experiences.
An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.
A loss of interest in judging other people.
A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of other.
A loss of interest in conflict.
A loss of the ability to worry.
Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation.
Contented feelings of connectedness with...
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having a lonely day
spent the last… four days hanging around with people
I think I am just getting spoiled cuz the one day I’m solo I’m like
“I miss my friends. why is it quick everyone get your shit that’s due tomorrow done day Sunday so no one is available to hang out with me?”
never again →
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Friend: So you'd rather stay home and have a Doctor Who marathon than go out on Friday night?
Me: I'm sorry, I don't understand the question.
schadenfreud-town:
ipomoeaandthestarstealers replied to your post:First of all, you can’t “lose” something that isn’t there to begin with, because it’s an invented concept
tell me about the last time my snatch took pictures of the cat.
or about the last time my snatch entertained me in boring waiting rooms
when was the last time my snatch allowed me to win an argument by looking up the name of...
“I don’t keep all my contacts in my hymen, so call me when my cunt can send...”
– Glossylalia (via sexartandpolitics)
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drawthisdress:
Red Cape (& etc.), 19th Century (via yeoldfashion) — click for full size.
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“25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying Where...”
– Good Omens (Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett)
“Abortions Rule”
– Mark Twain (via littleorphanammo)
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Hanne Blank: Real Women [forever and always]
porknachos:
jinxesforthejinxed:
“Real women do not have curves. Real women do not look like just one thing.
Real women have curves, and not They are tall, and not. They are brown-skinned, and olive-skinned, and not. They have small breasts, and big ones, and no breasts whatsoever.
Real women start their lives as baby girls. And as baby boys. And as babies of indeterminate biological sex...
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setterofmoods replied to your photo: I know I may well be the last person on this train…
I did not know that this stuff existed. Thank you.
esmeweatherwax replied to your photo: I know I may well be the last person on this train…
It’s loooooovely. But spensive.
yeah mine cost $5 but I was dying to know what it would be like. I love lip color so I figure if that’s the one...
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