December 2009
A group of ferrets is a "business".
“You have to wait for the someone who sees you, and I mean really, truly sees...”
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Just resisted posting an angry, angry reblog in...
Merry Christmas!
I spend way too much time perfecting my Google...
Why am I so obsessed with calendars? :/
“The kids are ungrateful, our husbands are idiots, and keeping our bushes neat is...”
– Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Lessons 2009
bringmethathorizon:
txtsfrmlstnght:
(818): he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
represent
Nerd. Nerd. Nerd. →
bringmethathorizon:
fyeahstarwars: stepliana:
Q: “Star Trek” or “Star Wars”?
Alison Brie: The original “Star Wars” movies paved the way for contemporary science fiction. Also, I’m pretty sure that even outside the realm of science fiction many movies continue to steal fundamental themes and characterizations from “Star Wars.”
Donald Glover: Nerd. Nerd. Nerd.
Brie: I think we both know women...
I wish my guidance counselor had given me this...
thereisnowhy:
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.
“Not very long,” answered the Mexican.
“But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs ...
But then Ron comes and everything is okay.
malfoyy:
He’s like Harry’s cockblock and the best form of wizarding pregnancy prevention.
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“Standing before the building, I learn something about fear. I learn that it is...”
– Paper Towns, John Green
Regarding the picture of me with the bantha face...
Chris: If a picture is worth 1000 words, your face is worth at least 19 of them. So much emotion.
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kelsium:
You know what’s pretty great? Taking off tights.
“I don’t think women are top of anyone’s agenda. I find now is the time for more...”
– Emma Thompson: ‘Chances are you’ll know somebody who pays for sex’ | Film | guardian.co.uk (via clembastow) (via jeanhannah) (via bingoparaphernalia)
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Get paid,
youcankeepthechange:
get new sunglasses, look dope in them, get tacos, go see some comedy, constantly make a fool of myself while talking to guys, go home alone, find solace in my leftover tacos, and fall asleep watching Aqua Teen re-runs on my laptop.
What is, “How I will spend my Friday?” Mr. Trebek?
heh.
Debra: Did Hey Arnold's parents die in a car crash?
Me: A car crash? A car crash killed Lily and James Potter!?
Debra: YOU ALWAYS DO THAT. Every damn time I say "car crash". But seriously, you only ever saw his grandpa.
“What fascinates me here is not just that the Tea Partiers are choosing...”
– slacktivist: Preferring nightmares
I kind of love this blog. Like, a lot.
“every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. and, the atoms in your...”
– lawrence krauss (via jenini/writer-a) (via piratekitten)
“Look, I don’t know where your mother was when she was supposed to be telling you...”
– Jordan, Scrubs (via mikachu) (via omgerika)
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Stupid Tumblr Stuff That Bugs Me
Four of my “tumblr crushes” are people that I got so sick of I finally unfollowed them. And there they are taking up space in my crushes, still annoying me
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Sea lions' closest living land relatives are...
bears
“So I have on the white dress and I go in to see George and he takes one look at...”
– Carrie Fisher (via fyeahstarwars) (via bringmethathorizon)
Casual Sex Officially Not End of World, Scientists... →
bringmethathorizon:
obsessionful:
Wha-wha-WHAAAAAAAAT? Oh, man! This is just like the time that I learned you could have an abortion without crying over it and posting blogs on anti-choice websites about the Lessons You’ve Learned every day! Or that time someone figured out that menstrual cramps weren’t actually entirely made up by my wacky incompetent girl-brain! EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG....
“Two members voted “I do” when their names came up, and when the vote finished a...”
– D.C. City Council votes to legalize gay marriage - Politics- msnbc.com
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He also struck me as very college-Rasta.
gamesockson:
You know how people who don’t really know what they’re talking about just say the same shit over and over hoping you won’t press for details? I could be wrong, but he seems like one of those. Like a real Rasta would push him down the stairs.
hahaha I know those kids, who call Bob Marley by his first name and plaster their dorm rooms in posters of him (as well as gigantic pot...
“The spring semester—when liberals on college campuses go into full...”
– More from that Claire Booth Luce Policy Institute e-mail.
You know the saying: “In the spring, a young Lib’s fancy, lightly turns to thoughts of COMMUNISM!!!”
(via stfuconservatives)
Ann Coulter: making history by being the first woman to win the trophy for biggest pseudo-patriotic,...
“Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.”
– Inigo Montoya
harryfuckingpotter:
fuckyeahhermionegranger:
“I think I could be 100 years old and in my rocker, but I’ll still be very proud to say I was in the ‘Harry Potter’ films.”
-Emma Watson
confession#32
bringmethathorizon:
my sexual impulses are really nerdy. example: jon stewart totally schooling people about health care really turns me on.
Yes.