inslumber: erikawithac: Florence 2010 001 (via Erika with a C) Spent today at the coast with Christopher. Can I really express how much I love the Oregon coast in winter? No, no I can’t. did this motherfucker(the shoobie if you will) dye his hair, or am I high as shit? idk it may be both. Well, since “Shoobie” (hahaha) most certainly did not dye his hair, I am forced to...
littlebluebeetle: thedisgruntledgradstudent: according to TDGS, leggings may only be worn with tops that cover your ass. And more particularly, that soft spot that most women over the age of 17 have at the tops of your thighs. Only the people who see you naked should be seeing that, people!) According to LBB, TDGS is ENTIRELY CORRECT. Leggings are NOT PANTS. There are even girls who work...
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bingoparaphernalia: Thanks. Wow, that is super messed up. Any of my followers who have a spare 10 seconds to report this group should do so. Please?
ericrobertsswagger: iisabelle: gauntlet: It’s because in the 21st century what women need — second only to some watertight equal-pay legislation and, possibly, slightly wider parking spaces — is other women who are involved in popular culture but don’t give a toss what anyone else thinks of them. I don’t mean the faux-attitude of, say, the Pussycat Dolls or Fearne Cotton, who manifestly do...
It’s a nice thing to think about, because they’re protected. When you go to...– Dr. Wright, on how the sensory areas for genitals are tucked into the longitudinal fissure: (via iseeellis)
At the same time as anal penetration is held up in hetero male culture as the...– Feminist Critique of Hetero Male Culture Causes Mass MRA Hysteria (via sexisnottheenemy, emptythoughts, ninefruits, imjustlikeme) (via bringmethathorizon) This this this!!
It isn’t our duty to take life, it’s our heavenly father’s.– Scott Roeder, anti-abortion activist who shot Dr Tiller, on why abortion shouldn’t be acceptable in the case of incest. Do the words “cognitive dissonance” mean anything to you, Scotty? (via traitorous) Teehee! You just made my psychology brain very happy. ^___^ (via rabbleprochoice)
Andy: Dwight, I'm a little bit concerned about some of these directions to Schrute Farms.
Dwight: Yeah, do tell.
Andy: I mean like, one hundred and fifty-six paces from the light red mailbox, make a left.
Dwight: Mm hmm.
Andy: Walk until you hear the beehive.
Dwight: How could it be *more* clear?
ctrain: Atticus Book Store and Cafe, located in New Haven, Connecticut, has caused a controversy over a recent policy decision to require all Hispanic employees to only speak English within a customer’s earshot. The staff is allowed to speak Spanish, but only in the prep area, the dishwasher area and the lover level. The employee’s children will also be required to attend an...
NOT OKAY NOT OKAY NOT OKAY NOT OKAY NOT OKAY
agggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah ahhhh ahah whimpering WHAT THE HELL DASHBOARD WHAT THE HELL
the audacity of not giving up
littlebluebeetle: I know that to be a good liberal I should always be outraged about something, and that I should never settle for anything less than absolutely everything, and that President Obama was supposed to step down from the podium after taking the oath of office, whip out a magic wand (made from the wood of George Washington’s cherry tree, with a core made from the tail feather of a...
Gender is – this is part of the whole “overcoming Apatow” thing – really well...– Sady Doyle on Adventureland (via starrystairs)
The depth of the love of the original couple, paired with their unequal...– Brian wouldn’t let me read my thesis out loud to him. Here’s hoping he’ll read it anyway
oh, i don't vote. choosing is a sin, so I always...
therealestsocksinthegame: morninggloria: #that’s republican. we count those. #This night needs more Kenneth
I can't believe they're calling it an ipad
bringmethathorizon: sapphoria: likeneelyohara: Are there no women in these Apple meetings ? For real. My Chemistry teacher in high school used to call iPods “iPads”. He also once spent an entire class period describing how to butcher a dear and was NOTORIOUS for getting sidetracked during class. He was kind of a laughing stock. iPad.
Most people do not want to have abortions. Most women do not have them with some...– ‘View’ Fight: Goldberg Belittles Hasselbeck’s Abortion Position | NewsBusters.org (via robot-heart-politics) I appreciate the sentiment, and I like when Whoopi gets all badass. But there is something to be said against constantly making abortion out to be the worst, most terrible, hardest,...
Gone When Police Got There →
marthaq: “Checked Out OK,” by Corwin Ericson, was culled over the course of the last three years from the police beat of the Amherst Bulletin, in Amherst, Massachusetts, and appeared in the Spring/Summer 2001 issue of Jubilat. This link was sent to me by Sarah K. and the following are some of my favorites: 2:19 a.m. Youths collecting rocks on North East Street were gone when police got...
therealestsocksinthegame: thecakeisaliar: dfast: patattack: danhurray: swapmeet: tinyxo:jamie-ftw: I wish I lived in the 50’s where boys would take you out on dates because he truly thought you were pretty. Or when he’d ask you out on a date, a real date, to get to know you better. Or when they would use words like “swell” to describe a beautiful day. Or when he’d take you out to...
It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so...– J.K. Rowling (via sxbaughsx3) (via harryfuckingpotter)