January 2011
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December 2010
why god why have you singled me out for the...
It’s New Year’s Eve, and the last real day of my one-month break from school. I’m feeling pretty relaxed. A little nervous about the upcoming term, which should be challenging (and I do really poorly with challenges), a little sad that break is “already” over, but in general I feel pretty good.
Except that apparently I am actually a giant ball of stress and...
note to self: possible words to use instead of...
-danika:
nonsensical wacky screwy (?) ridiculous illogical ludicrous preposterous absurd silly unbelievable incredible freaky bizarre feckless pointless futile outrageous harebrained (?) strange peculiar weird impressive excessive wild irrational funny unusual
need this
Foul Bachelorette Frog
ultraprison-:
supersoygrrrl:
jazzonia:
Some of them are like, HAHA FUNNY, BUT I’M NEVER ADMITTING I DO THIS OR ANYTHING.
But then others are like, obviously made by someone bitter about their last girlfriend. Or bitter that a girl didn’t like them. Either way, it takes the fun out of it.
:/
The second batch are so obvious too! Who first off thinks in language like this and second,...
obliviousunction replied to your post:Package: Delivered! New mission: Not to wear…
dude, that belt is amazing.
It’s pretty much a game changer for me. brb buying fifty more cheapass stretchy waist belts
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Package: Delivered!
New mission:
Not to wear this $7 stretchy waist belt forever and ever, with every outfit, because omg it is stretchy and comfortable and has a buckle shaped like bronze roses.
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Reasons why UPS hates Christmas
They always always deliver my packages between 12:30 & 2pm
Yesterday I had a package scheduled for delivery & I had stayed over at Chris’s so I was all, “Let’s hurry over to my place at noon so we can catch the delivery guy” BUT there was one of those loathesome little “you missed me!” slips from 10 fucking 30 in the morning.
Even though UPS has...
nola-darling replied to your post:nola-darling replied to your post: Mariah fucking…
i can’t believe you made it 9 hours. i would have lost it and set the building on fire by hour 3
I’ve been putting in earbuds and blasting angry grrrl music every time they start up. Every once in a while I think about going up there & knocking on their door to be like, “I cannot take any...
nola-darling replied to your post: Mariah fucking Carey
call the cops!
“Hello, this is 9-1-1. What’s your emergency?”
“I’d like to report the murder of Mariah Carey’s beloved holiday classic, by my neighbors. I heard them do it, over and over again. It’s been nine hours. It’s sick.”
Mariah fucking Carey
He’s still playing off and on upstairs. It’s not “over and over again nonstop” anymore; the first four hours were just like: song ends, immediately start the song over. Now he takes breaks, then plays it once of twice, then takes another break.
But still. We are talking about nearly NINE HOURS of “All I Want for Christmas is You”. Nine. Hours.
what do I even...
“Michelle Barnard: “Michael Moore is a creative genius, a film-making savant He...”
– Michelle Barnard & Jonathan Capehart, Dylan Ratigan’s show, Jonathan Capehart guest-hosting, M. S. N. B. FUCKING. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
As per the person who e-mailed me with this transcript.
Hektor does not understand a WORD OF THIS, and yet, I understand him to believe that, even...
Things that are unexpectedly weirding me out:
My ex, who was my first kiss/boyfriend/everythang if you know what I mean, but who was also not that great of a boyfriend due to major self-esteem issues and the fact that I was more or less completely like “what is happening relationship stuff I am so confused” (as one tends to be in one’s first relationship) is currently dating the girl who was his side dish (we had an open,...
FIVE HOURS
FIVE FUCKING HOURS
when do I get to go up there, knock on his door, and tell him he has to stop because I absolutely cannot hear “All I Want for Christmas is You” one more time and I’m getting a headache from drowning him out with my iPod?
obsessionful:
divorcedreality:mmmilk:
...
he stopped for like a half hour
then started again
mariah carey upstairs neighbor liveblog 2k10
I’m blasting music on my headphones to drown it out, but I can still hear the bass a little bit and I also just cannot understand what is happening right now
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"If Angelica's ever going to make it in a...
obsessionful:
I always knew there was a reason Charlotte was my favourite.
obsessionful replied to your post: he is still going at that fuckin song
He should’ve began learning this a lot earlier if he wants to impress someone with it.
Maybe there is an unexpected holiday fling that just came up.
Maybe he is deliberately torturing me.
I have literally been listening to “All I Want for Christmas is You” for the last TWO HOURS. over and fucking over.
Every...
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he is still going at that fuckin song
When Christmas shopping for others turns into...
therealestsocksinthegame:
dontknock-it:
ka-trina:
chenzoo:
um just , for every gift i buy someone else i pick up at least two more items for myself
wut, sending me into a retail location at all is DANGEROUS
YES.
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dear baby jesus
My upstairs neighbor has been trying to play a song on his guitar for the last forty five minutes. Flatly singing the same lines over and over, fumbling with chords, alternating playing on his own and playing/singing along with a recording of the song, the whole shebang. For an HOUR. But.
The song
is
“All I want for Christmas is You”
he is even practicing Mariah’s vocal runs...
This night
Crocheting a pelt for my cuddly bantha
Tacos
Altered state of mind
Star Wars Holiday Special
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My evening
Me: Sometimes I just really feel like a catch. What if two years ago someone came up to you at the Battle of the Bands [where you first saw me on campus and oogled me before ever knowing me] and was like, "Two years from now, you will be sitting in that woman's living room while she sews herself a cuddly bantha and you play Mortal Dyanasty Kombat?"
Chris: OK, we need to set this straight. It's called Dynasty Warriors.
Me: I'm probably going to continue calling it some variation of Mortal Kombat. You play a lot of games, I can't be expected to remember all of their names. I don't expect you to remember the titles of all the Harry Potter books.
Chris: I can totally name them all!
Me: Go.
Chris: Sorcerer's Stone, Chamber of Secrets, Prisoner of Azkaban, Goblet of Fire... wait, that's the fifth one isn't it. Uh, number four, Goblet of Fire, Snape Kills Dumbledore, and the Hollowed Secrets.
Naomi Wolf vs. Jaclyn Friedman: Feminists Debate...
NAOMI WOLF: —and asked her what she wanted, and she did not say no. She continued to have sex with him. And what I’m saying is—
JACLYN FRIEDMAN: She was afraid. He had held her down. She was in a state of fear. Many, many women—this happens over—you talk to rape survivors. I can’t believe you don’t know this. Many women are in a state of fear and unable—they’re in a panic situation. This is so common as to be laughable. And the reason they don’t take these seriously is because you tell them that.
Sady Doyle is so, so right.
pyrrhosrepublic:
rosietint:
queenieinmanhattan:
No matter what the actual truth of the Assange case may be, the effect this has on women who are raped is profound, and profoundly terrible. Because it teaches them that, if enough people like your rapist, it is literally unsafe and unacceptable for you to report your own rape.
Exactly. I could not have said it better myself.
Excellent...
Responses to sneezing →
bestofwikipedia:
Various alleged but conflicting superstitions relating the sneeze to evil spirits. This includes beliefs that a sneeze could release one’s soul, thus leading to its possible capture by lurking evil spirits or that the evil spirits could enter the body through the open mouth of a sneezing individual, or that the individual is sneezing out sins or evil spirits which had taken...
A thing I managed to do today:
Burn my upper thigh with a tea kettle.
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Brogressive = Lefty type who routinely downplays...
downlo:
Note: A brogressive can be a man or a woman.
See also: manarchist
actual argument I had with my mother re: my...
Whether or not Keri Smith’s books are “children’s journals, like, for kids to color in”.
“…What will these new jobs be? What occupations can the American unemployed look...”
– Henry Rollins, at Vanity Fair (via thesmithian)
henry rollins, i love you.
(via greenstate)
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Alone in my boyfriend's room
My Christmas presents are in the closet
……..
curliestofcrowns:
erikawithac:
erikawithac:
A Muppet Christmas Carol
[snip]
Important
i can never, ever see michael caine in a film without expecting mice to appear and start singing about how he’s mean
Nor should you.
curliestofcrowns replied to your post: Michael Caine
IT’S ON YOUTUBE
Yeah… I own it and also have it on my computer
:/
I’m just really indignant that they don’t have it on Netflix
What if I was away from home and my laptop and had a muppetmergency?
Thankfully you always have my back when it comes to Muppet Christmas Carol. I’m pretty sure I started following you...