March 2010
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better...”
– Mae West (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via lipstick-feminists)
February 2010
“Get out of here, ghost. Get out of here, ghost. Get out. Get out of here, ghost....”
– There Will Be Blood (via inslumber)
30 Annoyings Things Men Assume About Women →
lipstick-feminists:
Most relevant one to me?
19. That you don’t know anything about putting together Ikea furniture.
I’m so good at putting together furniture, my boyfriend and his frat brother can go die. <3
I don’t know how much I love this whole list, although there are definitely some items on that list that made me go, “Yes! That! Ugh!” But the intro:
I’ll admit...
“Don’t get me wrong, I love going out. I hate going out with the same people and...”
– nerdgasms
YES
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stfuconservatives:
robot-heart-politics:
catbus:
Like a lot of shit, this reminds me of a clinic escorting story. Once upon a time a couple got out of their car and approached the clinic, and seeing a bunch of protesters approach them, the gentleman said in no uncertain terms, ‘the baby’s already dead, so you guys can go away. We’re here getting surgery.’ The escorts rapidly got the message,...
“I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the...”
– Neil Gaiman (via burninatorrr) (via fuckyeahgaiman)
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“MAFIA, Men Against Feminist’s In America is taking applications. We must counter...”
– Commenter on For women in America, equality is still an illusion (via robot-heart-politics)
OK so this shit is just scary.
I knew I should never have read A Handmaid’s Tale, it’s just going to give me nightmares.
Would any of you happen to have something...
“You know when I used to get high, I’d watch these nature shows. Polar...”
– Re-watching Lost is kind of trippy. I’ll have absolutely no recollection of some parts, but others, like this quote by Charlie from season three, I remember perfectly. Like, I said it along with him. And was transported back to my 15 year-old glee at hearing him say such a thing.
(I only ever...
“The one thing that feminists don’t do is take responsibility. If men are guilty...”
– Commenter on For women in America, equality is still an illusion
Super guilty. Wow. That’s like, so much guiltier than dudes!
(via robot-heart-politics)
Way, way guiltier.
“And then God created Saturn…and he liked it, so he put a ring on it…”
– (via d-rad) (via drunkmonkeh) (via iisabelle) (via skaldsong) (via spermdump) (via pssykat) (via kario) (via kellyelisza) (via mistuhelation) (via ellefxckingyes) (via srslyedward) (via helveticunt) (via travs) (via lordolimar) (via notthatkindagay) (via yellowhat)
“The same flamboyance that makes many fans adore the skater also often makes him...”
– Access Hollywood: Johnny Weir: ‘Every Little Boy Should Be So Lucky As To Turn Into Me’
i love you, johnny weir.
(via bringmethathorizon)
“Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it’s at the end of your arm, as you...”
– Audrey Hepburn (via saltmilkandhoney) (via lipstick-feminists)
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“Well, [in modeling] there is the standard, which is a 34-inch hip and then there...”
– —Plus-size model Crystal Renn (via liliththeill) (via ilovefat) (via lipstick-feminists)
This just struck me because for a Health assignment I had to calculate my Waist/Hip ratio (to assess my disease risk… stupidest fucking thing ever) - but anyway I have a 36.5 inch hip. Which would make me...
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Arnold Backs Barry On Health Care, Stimulus →
stfuconservatives:
savagemike:
helpicantstopthinking:
selva:
Arnold Schwarzenegger had a private chat with Barack Obama yesterday, following a National Governors Association meeting at the White House, and crossed party lines to back the president for the second time in as many days. He applauded Obama for bringing Republicans into the health care discussion, and chided Republicans for...
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Bill Murray
amberofthismoment:
I’ve heard he comes up from behind random people in airports and parks, turns them around and grabs them by the face and whispers “No one will believe you.” And then walks away.