March 2012
I hope Rick Santorum never realizes there is no toilet paper left on the roll until after he poops.
kelsium:
I hope Rick Santorum’s phone is always the same color as the surface where it’s sitting.
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remember when I was sick before?
I feel like that
bad stomachache, clenchy muscles, constantly on the verge of tears, scared, lonely, can’t imagine how I’m going to live through the next twenty-four hours let alone the next sixty years, don’t want to eat, can’t sleep without disturbing/depressing nightmares, convinced everyone I love dislikes me because I’m an...
really, really need to run some important errands today
but I keep trying to catch the bus (since these errands are all the fucking way downtown) and my brain issues keep biting me in the ass
and then when I finally get to the bus stop a few minutes before the bus is supposed to get there, I wait ten minutes (in freezing rain that is soaking through my clothes) and the bus goes by in the wrong...
February 2012
I am really not on board with the return of the...
counterclock-wise:
onesong:
thedisgruntledgradstudent:
I don’t care what designer it is, or how much it cost. If you are no longer a student, or aren’t hiking or camping, you should not be carrying a backpack. EVER.
f*ing cosign
I’m guilty of carrying one around when I commute. It’s more comfy than a bag and I carry a lot of shit around.
I was reading a list of men’s fashion...
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neonstargazers reblogged your photoset: papillary: I didn’t think so.
Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2 are the only good Tarantino movies….
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Short story: ILU-486 →
snowdarkred:
In the not-so-distant future of Virginia, the Personhood Act has outlawed abortion and chemical birth control. That doesn’t mean they don’t exist, though.
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obsessionfull asked: I just watched some Ultimate Frisbee videos on YouTube. I think these people would die to catch the frisbee. I think someone just did.
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cptfunk replied to your post: cptfunk replied to your post: caring pt…
I don’t think I fully grasped just *how* ultimate people get about their frisbee til I saw the site. It seems almost unreal. That this sport has been such a bane to your love life, to me, is like if you were unlucky in love with jousting enthusiasts.
yes
exactly
they are covered in scars, have chronic strained muscles...
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cptfunk replied to your post: caring pt 2
injurytimeout.org/rotat… In the meantime?
I am mostly crying that you directed me to an ultimate frisbee injuries website
but thank you, I’m pretty sure it’s either a muscle strain or a rotator cuff injury, so this is helpful and I’m bookmarking it in case the doctor says I might want to do exercises at some point
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Disappointed Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle reflects
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You'll barely be able to afford to feed...
obsessionfull:
Maybe it’s because you have a live-in nanny and seventeen dogs.
#101 dalmatians
caring pt 2
been trying to take care of my hurt shoulder all day. (feel like such a doofus that I didn’t hurt my shoulder mountain biking or slacklining or playing sports or doing activities. I slipped in my kitchen while making tea alone. gonna need a damn LifeAlert™ before long.)
I think I’m going to have to go in to student health tomorrow and ask them what I need to do with it, since...
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caring
today my baby sister took my grocery shopping. she has a lot of money left on her meal plan for the term (a lot! YOU SHOULD EAT MORE GIRL!!!) and offered to take me to the campus store and force me to buy a whole bunch of produce and other good food, since my grocery budget has been nonexistant for the last five weeks and I have been mostly not eating solid foods for the last week or so because I...
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“In just one year, the expenditure of the U.S.’s military budget is equivalent to...”
– Neil deGrasse Tyson (via anticapitalist)
Imagine where we would be if we invested as much in NASA as we did in the 60’s
(via starlegs)
NASA and space race stuff is cool because SCIENCE but also because it allows us to have a wartime economy (and all the benefits from that) without killing people...
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“Why is it accepted that some people who eat a ton of food can stay thin, but not...”
– Some Things I Don’t Understand « Dances With Fat (via sixtyforty)
Watch14-billion-years-later:
Ever looked at a dam and thought “I wonder what would happen if they just let ALL the water go at once… Damn I bet that would be neato”? Now you can see for yourself.
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orangutanne replied to your post: we are talking like, reaching out to pick…
Sounds like a strain, try to ice (30 minutes on, 30 minutes off) and keep it immobilized (like a sling) except for when you are in the shower, use your fingers to walk your arm straight up the shower wall and back down very slowly. And take Aleve.
crowdsourcing at-home injury care!
all right, ice, try not to move...
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corona—graminea replied to your post: we are talking like, reaching out to pick…
I feel like I’ve had that injury a lot since I played like four contact sports when I was younger but of course I can’t feel your pain so I’m not sure what your best course of action is.
um, if I rotate my shoulder or lift my arm in any way shape or form, it is stuff and painful in the top part
here
...
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: oh dear
have you iced it at all? you don’t want to keep from totally moving it (iirc) because that’s bad? but try to rest it as much as you can and ice it a few times a day and that should help a lot.
all right, I shall try this. I figured not moving it at all would just make it get really stiff and that wouldn’t be good, but I’m trying not to...
we are talking like, reaching out to pick something up off the coffee table is super painful because it hurts for my shoulder to bear the weight of my own arm.
also I keep forgetting that it is hurt and like, picking up a glass of water or my notebooks or something, and then my arm is like “oh my god this glass of water weighs one thousand pounds”
(it doesn’t)
oh dear
on saturday I was wine-drunk and slipped on my kitchen floor and fell, landing on my left hip and braced onto my left forearm, leaving some hilarious bruises
but now also it seems I jarred my shoulder really bad (due to falling like a dingus instead of like someone who values their joints) because my joint feels all fucked up in the tendons and ligaments and such
I don’t know, I’ve...
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corona—graminea replied to your post: a fact
they did a study where women smelled men’s shirts and rated how attractive they guess the men to be. they found that women tended to choose men who had different but complementary immune system markers
yep!
BUT
for mysterious reasons, women on hormonal birth control were more attracted to the smells of men with similar immune system markers,...
a fact
one of the world’s all-time greatest things is when a dude accidentally leaves his jacket/shirt/hoodie at your place and before you even bother texting them to let them know you have it, you put it on, because it is warm and smells like boy
boy smell is proof that god exists and she wants us all to be happy
I don’t get it, because my clothes all smell like nothing or laundry...
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corona--graminea asked: 90-99
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God bless everything because it is canon that Dean...
#there’s so many people to thank #i’d like to thank the academy #rhonda hurley for pushing the idea in the first place #bed edlund for being a god and writing that into canon #dean winchester. for obvious reasons #thank you all so much. good night
(via obsessionfull)
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ain't safe for work, nope.
beatonna:
Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with. Because, there you go, ‘justice.’ When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well, let’s do it anyway. So, I’ve seen that shit before because I’ve been on the internet for 100 years, but it always looks...
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Questions not usually asked:
boooksandcleverness:
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8:Do...
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“Who do I have to blow to never have to blow anyone, ever again?”
– Whitney Cummings (via janedoe225)
Whitney can suck it (pun intended), I am SO FUCKING TIRED of this whole “oh man girls hate oral” bullshit because HONESTLY, every time someone like Whitney plays into it, they are deliberately playing into the idea that BECAUSE it is derogatory for...
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“I may never be happy, but tonight I am content. Nothing more than an empty...”
– Sylvia Plath (via misswallflower)
is there anything better in the world
than lying in a bed made with freshly washed cotton sheets?
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whoa whoa whoa. if a woman is raped and goes to a...
janedoe225:
republicans are fucking evil.
yeah and in a lot of areas the catholic hospital put the old county/public hospital out of business with lower rates before jacking the prices back up to profitability, and now there is no non-catholic hospital for miles around (like my hometown)
so you have no other place to go, no other choices besides the good ol’ catholic hospital
(see...
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