I liked the sound of “The Nine Nations of North America” at first, because I really do think it’s not exactly super effective to have this enormous continent being governed all together. But then I saw that they suggest the capital of “The Islands” nation, which includes the tip of Florida and the entirety of the Caribbean, would be Miami, which annoys me because god forbid the people in the Caribbean have a shot at running this joint, let’s make sure it’s some nice former-USAmericans in charge.
And then I totally lost my boner for this particular idea because they think the capital of Ecotopia would be San Francisco? San Francisco?!
Whoever thought they could map out a nation and put Californians in charge of the PNW has no business forming fake governments.