Attention ALL females

vanboobsenstein:

eternalhomeinheaven:

It’s not cute when you post pictures of yourself in a bra and panties. Have some self respect.

It’s not attractive when you broadcast how many sexual partners you have or how often you have sex. Promiscuity comes at a steep price.

It’s not sexy when you cuss like a sailor, smoke like a chimney or drink like a fish. It just shows how badly you want to fit in with what the world perceives to be “cool”.

Put some clothes on and dress with modesty. Stand out and show the world what a self-respecting woman looks like. Be respectful of your body, extend love to everyone, and be the kind of mature woman a classy and respectful man wants to be with.

Not cute to whom?

Not attractive to whom?

Not sexy to whom?

Also, please note that you are not the arbiter of self-respect. People decide that for themselves. Hence the, you know, the self part.

what I want to know is: how do they not realize what hypocrites they’re being when they say things like “It’s not sexy when you do XYZ. It’s not cute when you ABCD. So, you should do the opposites of those things, in order to be sexy and cute to me, to respect yourself.”

like, they are literally saying, “You are being unattractive to me and that means you have no self-respect.

fuck that noise man, here is a picture of me in my bra (and panties, too bad you can’t see em because they’re plaid! and super cute) and probably today I am going to go to my classes and make awesome contributions to them because my professors love me, and then I’m going to hang out with my friends who care about me, and maybe somewhere in there I’ll read this book I’m really enjoying, and who knows

maybe tonight I’ll wind up having drinks with people, or talking about my promiscuous sex life ~*~~, or drinking one too many whiskey cokes at a dive bar, or smoking like a chimney. more likely, it being a wednesday, I will read and watch TV and maybe do something like play a turn-based fantasy card game, (because y’all know how ~cool~ I am or whatever) and turn in early (gotta save all the REALLY self-disrespecting stuff for the weekend amirite?)

you can’t really tell because ~glasses reflections~ but my eyes look absolutely gigantic today and it is creeping me out
so I made this model face into my webcam
I’m bored okay I don’t have to leave for class for another like half hour

you can’t really tell because ~glasses reflections~ but my eyes look absolutely gigantic today and it is creeping me out

so I made this model face into my webcam

I’m bored okay I don’t have to leave for class for another like half hour

well if that isn’t magnificent I just don’t know what is (Taken with instagram)

well if that isn’t magnificent I just don’t know what is (Taken with instagram)

as a follow up: wtf hair why do you choose to do this only at 10:30 on a thursday night when I have nothing to do besides style my hair. (Taken with instagram)

as a follow up: wtf hair why do you choose to do this only at 10:30 on a thursday night when I have nothing to do besides style my hair. (Taken with instagram)

a cool thing about exercise is

when I put my arm up in the quintessential check out my sweet muscles pose (I believe they call it “flexing”) and check out my sweet new muscles in the mirror

(you’re welcome for that btw)

my back has all these new lumps and muscle lines! my shoulders look mildly superhero-y and awesome. that is pretty cool I guess. means I have more punching power!

erikawithac:

g p o y


hahaha, remember when I used to just get high all the time and tumbl stuff like this?
those were good times

erikawithac:

g p o y

hahaha, remember when I used to just get high all the time and tumbl stuff like this?

those were good times

have you ever seen someone try to get out of bed with two really sore legs and one injured arm that can’t bear any weight at all? so basically one useful limb? I bet it’s pretty hilarious. times like these, I wish I lived with someone so they could see the ridiculousness of this moment.
posting pictures of my t-rex arm is the next best thing
follow-up: a picture of the sweet bruise on my hip

it’s much more of a blackish purpley color in person

have you ever seen someone try to get out of bed with two really sore legs and one injured arm that can’t bear any weight at all? so basically one useful limb? I bet it’s pretty hilarious. times like these, I wish I lived with someone so they could see the ridiculousness of this moment.

posting pictures of my t-rex arm is the next best thing

follow-up: a picture of the sweet bruise on my hip

it’s much more of a blackish purpley color in person

here’s my gpoy for the week
I took this picture on my way to portland on saturday, as I was whine-texting my best friend daniel to complain about my menstrual cramps. I felt he needed a visual representation of how awful I felt.

here’s my gpoy for the week

I took this picture on my way to portland on saturday, as I was whine-texting my best friend daniel to complain about my menstrual cramps. I felt he needed a visual representation of how awful I felt.